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Albums I Enjoyed in 2011
Gloss Drop by Battles- Couldn’t stop listening to from release until now King of Limbs by Radiohead- Really grew on me, and about the eighth listen I was in love. James Blake by James Blake- The first time I heard this I was a bit disappointed, but I left it on a few times while going to sleep and just kept coming back to it. I didn’t even love it, I just had to hear more and...
I want to run outside and scream! To wake the suburbs and make all of the lights ignite. I want to claw at my neighbours as they emerge from resting homes, to growl in their faces so they aren’t half asleep anymore, and not just awake, but terrified. So that they’d scream if their frozen vocal cords could only band together to express terror in my presence. But first… I...
Ricky Shore Sings the Blues: TV →
fuckyeahrickyshore: (SPOILERS) Even though I trashed Dexter in this blog, I watched the new season. It’s too goofy to let go. Michael C. Hall has considerable range. Dexter’s merits end with him. Since Showtime’s favorite thing to do is imitate HBO, Dexter has included elements of two of HBO’s biggest hits:…
Waiting in Hospital
I am silent. I try to blend in and coast through systematic situations. If asked a question or pleasantly greeted I will answer or reciprocate with mild small talk. My mom is the exact opposite… She waltzes into the Emergency Room with a swagger that is archetypal of a self-confident, flighty middle aged woman. And there is nothing wrong with that… except there is because she is...
Birthday On Venus
Me: Mugz, did you know if we lived on Venus I'd only be 27 DAYS old?
Mother: I couldn't even imagine that.
Me: I know its pretty crazy.
Mother: ... but I wouldn't want to start over.
Me: How the fuck does your brain work?
Meeting the Pope
Me: Donal is going to Spain and he was chosen to sit at the front of his table so he might meet the Pope!
Mother: ...thats nice.
Me: That's nice!? He might meet THE POPE! That's just nice!?
Mother: I am not really impressed by department heads.
Me: Department heads!? He's THE POPE!... I can't believe you're the Catholic one.
Sometimes it’s only madness that makes us what we are.– Batman (writer Grant Morrison)
Spring is Back
And the crows are fucking honey bees. I can hear them fucking and moaning in their nests rumping and grinding and moaning and fucking and moaning. I can see life, and know what I see must be real But all I see is crows fucking bees And I know exactly how honey bees feel. Honey bees rest in their nests while mutants grow within their chests. Mutants burst out...
Won't Take No For an Answer
Grandpa: Would you like to eat my salad?
Cousin: No thank you, Grandpa.
Grandpa: Eat my salad!